hahahah so since the comment i left on chicken tertrazzini girl’s thing totally cut off and sounded weird (even though i was under the limit haha) i just wanted to say thanks guuuurl. :P i have no problem with being alone really, it’s just annoying not having people around who understand you, ya dig? by the way, fuck yeah chicken tetrazzini.
okay so, is the fact that i haven’t physically hung out with anyone in the last month a bad thing? i mean.. i don’t really have friends hahahhahaha BUT it doesn’t depress me at all! but i think it’s probably not normal. and it’s not that i hate people, i love people, people just don’t get me. i’m more than confident it’s the little town i live in,...
oh i'm sorry, i didn't catch your name!
oh, your name is desert? as in, first name “the,” last name “desert?” no? just one desert, okay. you’re nice, and a really good kisser by the way, i hope i see you again. oh, so you died and came back as a guido chasing me and my new black friend around town? yes, i did in fact just see my old classmates riding motocross backwards on wet stairs. plus why do they look...
givesmehope: Today, I was at knitting club. I am the youngest member at only 17 yrs. When an 80-yr-old asked me about my grandma, I started crying telling her how my grandma never loved me. She smiled at me and said, “I’ve never had grandkids, can I be your honorary grandma?” The next day she brought me cookies because that’s what my grandma should do. GMH :’) every one of...
my nerves always get the best of me
and it’s disappointing but i guess i’m getting there fuck. insert heavy sigh
“take a little of the past and the future, combine the two and end up with something not quite as good as either” just broke my bottle of gria. fuckkkkkkkk
i did this mostly just to amuse myself. whenever i see this guy my heart just melts. in a completely non-creepy way of course. i mean come on. just look at her. <33333333333 that is all. honestly, she’s mostly just a piece of garbage but i’ll go on record as saying i’d tear that shit up for very little. this is to piss paulina off, but really, there’s not a...
you know what i think? fuck mars, fuck the moon, fuck iraq. i just want to go...– dad
damn you paulina.
I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THIS.. and yes, i am aware that it’s all bold after awhile. shut up. Do you know where you were conceived? i believe there was a bed involved..? How old were your parents when they had you? my mom was 36 and my dad was 39. Were your parents married? my dad was going through a divorce but they got married when my sister and i were about 3 months i think? What is...
A Neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink? the bartender...– sheldon cooper the big bang theory (via makemydreams) (via bridgitann)
what’s up with it, vanilla face? me and my homie azamat just parked our slab...