September 2010
my old writings always prove prophetic xD xD xD
i was a crystal ball in a past life, i’m sure of it
“how lucky you must feel that i’m willing to lie through my teeth to milk your deflated ego; fairness playing no contribution, but if you must live uncertain about whether i am above ruining you for the fun of it, then i won’t go out of my way to change your mind.”
nappy nappy nappy flapjacky
August 2010
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hahahah and who the fuck is this guy with his own segway, it’s a tiny community college you douchebucket, stop being lazy.
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does that feel so bad that it feels good
no hahah, it just feels really really bad )’: i was like “ummm, by flush did you mean my crotch would be on fire” and they just laughed, asshats
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psssst new followers
HOLLA :3
my entire day has been
real talk.
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berries and cream
if you go in for surgery and they give you anesthesia, when they tell you you’re going to get a “flush” feeling, it means your vagina is going to feel like it’s being bitten by millions of ants for about five seconds so watch out
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My grandma calls me a dyke because I like wearing guys’ clothes
how I love her :3
“‘Anyways, she fell in love with a poor, jobless slave that lived nearby.’ ….WHAT?! Aw heeeell no, okay I am sorry but if you wanna get in between these hips, you better be packin’ between yo wallet lips homie. I can not be with no broke-ass motherfucker, I mean what if he rips his condom on my piercing and knocks me the fuck up? I can’t afford to have a baby by...
my sister’s boyfriend has gone to the bathroom like three times now, just to wash his hands
so many levels of fuck i am what-ing
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how are you doing on this lovely saturday night?
how are you doing on this lovely saturday night?
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just got home. MY DAY WAS SO TIRING, FUCK. gonna drink my lokos and peruse the magazine i just bought.
it’s called faces or something, and it’s basically just pictures of lady gaga. it was six outrageous dollars but i had to have it. i was kind of embarrassed when i came up to the register because the cashier was like “gaga, huh?” and i was like “ummmm, i never get...
“Sex is like fighting, but wetter.”
best thing I’ve heard all day
mom: “look at who carrie’s holding.” me: “is that irie?” (cat) mom: “yep.” me: “he’s a bitch.” mom: “he is not!” me: “he’s soooo loud! he meows all the time and wakes me up at night, therefore he is a bitch.” mom: “that doesn’t make him a bitch, it just makes him weird. BECAUSE HE RUNS HIS MOUTH A...
just made bacon/sausage/egg breakfast tacos for the rest of the week so i won’t have to waste money at the caf. (frugality ^_^) and now i’m watching zim, gonna have some loko for the first time in a while. mi vida es bueno.
Reason for tumblr name:
scuzzlebutt is my spirit animal.
First thing you’d do if you switched genders for a day: probably masturbate, cut my hair short, and maybe go to the beach without having to wear a top.
Emotional age: 29.
Population size, landscape, and amenities of dream city: population; 10. landscape; pink clouds. amenities; ice water and soft beds everywhere.
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for my birthday,
someone should get me some extended-wear contacts.
no really.
i’ll buy you a steak.
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