September 2011
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i like to make lists when i'm drunk
my dream man:
-really smart, like almost intimidatingly smart
-has a really bizarre sense of humor and is always laughing/smiling like me
-doesn’t t3xt lyk dii$
-reads a lot
-loves big booty bitches (like me *-*)
-smokes and drinks and has an open mind about other stuff but doesn’t do it all the fucking time jeeez
-has an insatiable sexual appetite but is loyal to me
-likes...
i promise i’m nice
i promise ;_;
hey guys you know what i would love?
if you texted me
that would be cute
because i miss talking to my tumblr babies
8307656898 text me with your blog name
i love you
you know when you guys make really boring text posts about a current situation in your life that you think no one reads because they’re boring and all in one sentence one big run on fucking sentence yeah and you probably think “oh shit she’s talking about me” but no i can literally name on more than one hand those of you who do it
but anyway the point i’m getting at...
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